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In order to hear these files, you'll need some kind of MPEG Layer 3 decoder (More players for all platforms can be found at TuCows).

Windows 95/98/NT WinAmp
MacOS GrayAmp
Windows 3.1 WinPlay
Linux X11Amp
UNIX / Console mpg123
UNIX / GTK XMMS
BeOS BeAmp


Entire Bootlegs

These are unofficial "live" albums that you may see in record stores for ridiculous prices ($20-$35). They have been placed here do discourage bootleggers from charging such extreme amounts. If you have an album you'd be willing to share, e-mail me.

'91 Tour (Master of the Puppies)

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
The Toys go Winding Down 2.4 MB
Frizzle Fry 3.0 MB
John the Fisherman ("Cherry Pie" Intro) 1.9 MB
Spaghetti Western (Psychedelic Ler) 3.0 MB
Harold of the Rocks 3.5 MB
Mr. Knowitall 2.0 MB
Groundhog's Day 2.3 MB
"The Brillant Words of Mr. Larry LaLonde" 330 KB
Tommy the Cat / Master of the Puppets 3.1 MB
Too Many Puppies 2.0 MB

Burnin' Up (Woodstock '94)

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Mono)
Bob 1.8 MB
My Name is Mud 2.4 MB
Jerry was a Racecar Driver 1.3 MB
Sailing the Seas Cheese 500 KB
The Air is Getting Slippery 1.2 MB
Nature Boy / Hello Skinny 3.5 MB
Harold of the Rocks (w/ Jerry Cantrell) 4.3 MB
Master of the Puppets 385 KB
Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers / Star Spangled Banner 2.8 MB

Washington, D.C. HORDE '97

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
Tweekers / Highball 3.8 MB
My Name is Mud 2.35 MB
Puddin' Taine 1.85 MB
Jerry Was a Racecar Driver 1.35 MB
Shake Hands With Beef 2.0 MB
Eleven 2.55 MB
Ground Hog's Day 2.35 MB
To Defy the Laws of Tradition 2.7 MB
Seas of Cheese 0.5 MB
Over the Falls 1.3 MB
Tommy the Cat / The Awakening 3.7 MB

Rare Performances

Les Claypool From the Corn

MPEG 3 (44 KHz, Stereo)
Carolina Rig do 'Nuttin Worm (Carolina Rig) 2.8 MB

Bob Cock and the Yellow Sock

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
Jerry was a Racecar Driver 1.3 MB
John the Fisherman 1.7 MB
Ground Hog's Day 2.3 MB
Disco Medley 4.9 MB

Sausage Demo (Circa 1988)

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
John the Fisherman 1.6 MB
Pudding Time 1.86 MB

With Morphine

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers 4.2 MB

With Buckethead

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Mono)
Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers 4.3 MB

Les and Ler with Phish 12-10-96

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Mono)
Harpua Medley 2.8 MB

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
Shake Hands with Beef 1.7 MB

Miscellaneous

MPEG 3 (64 KHz, Stereo)
"South Park" Theme (Original Version) 317 KB
"South Park" Theme (New Version) 211 KB
Poetry and Prose (Sample) 195 KB
Bastardizing Jellikit (Sample) 262 KB
Mephisto and Kevin (Sample) 295 KB

Wisconsin Shows

Alpine Valley HORDE '97

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Stereo)
Ground Hog's Day 2.4 MB
To Defy the Laws of Tradition 2.0 MB
Duchess and the Proverbial Mind Spread 1.6 MB
Tweekers / Highball 3.2 MB
My Name is Mud 2.6 MB
Golden Boy 1.6 MB
Jerry was a Racecar Driver 1.5 MB
Shake Hands with Beef 2.1 MB
Seas of Cheese / Over the Falls 2.0 MB
Pudding Time 2.2 MB
Harpua / Tommy the Cat / The Awakening 5.4 MB

Fall Tour '97

MPEG 3 (22 KHz, Mono)
John the Fisherman 1.8 MB
In the Flesh 1.3 MB
Goundhog's Day 2.8 MB
Kalamazoo 1.7 MB
Jerry was a Racecar Driver 2.1 MB
Bob's Party Time Lounge 3.9 MB
Seas of Cheese / Over the Falls 2.9 MB
Eleven 2.5 MB
Sgt. Baker / Tommy the Cat / The Awakening 6.1 MB
Southbound Pachyderm / Arnie 4.9 MB
Hello Skinny 940 KB